Thursday, February 16, 2012

10 signs you are a Bridget Jones

With all the commotion around is-there-or-isn't-there-coming-a-Bridget-Jones-part-3, it is quite obvious that everyone can relate to the awkward life of the 30 something Bridget. Big panties. Check. Ben&Jerry's Ice Cream. Check. Awkward moments. Definitly check! But maybe there's the utterly unwanted truth that you actually are a Bridget Jones.
  1. Mostly, you wear the wrong clothes, in the wrong place at the wrong time.
  2. You have the special talent to always make a fool out of yourself, when you're talking to your boss. Especially if he's cute.
  3. It takes you hours to pick out the right panties before a date...not even mentioning the rest of the outfit.
  4. Goofy becomes your middlename when you are trying to act cool.
  5. That rambling women and awkwardly quiet man over there...yes, those are your parents.
  6. Blue soup is your specialty.
  7. The bathtub is your favourite place to cry at all times.
  8. Your life is filled with romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts.
  9. When you're trying to act smart, you always look stupid.
  10. Still looking for Mr. Right.
How many Bridget Jones characteristics do you have?

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