Alabama Baby!
Let’s start
in Alabama,
they have some weird laws over there.
- In Alabama, it is forbidden to flick a booger into the wind.
- And why not buy a fake mustache and wear it to church? When you make someone laugh this way, the police will come and get you.
- Men are not allowed to spit in front of the opposite sex.
- In Alabama, it is forbidden to flick a booger into the wind.
- And why not buy a fake mustache and wear it to church? When you make someone laugh this way, the police will come and get you.
- Men are not allowed to spit in front of the opposite sex.
Frozen
Fearlesness
When you
are finished being a criminal in Alabama, let’s
take our trip to Alaska!
- While shouting a bear
is legal there, you will be in big trouble when you wake one up to take a
picture. Not only will the bear probably eat you, the police will give you a big ticket!
- Luckily, when you push a moose out of a moving airplane, you won’t get fined. It is only seen as a bit offensive.
- Luckily, when you push a moose out of a moving airplane, you won’t get fined. It is only seen as a bit offensive.
F*ckin'
Fearless Florida
When you
are in that airplane already, why not fly Florida? The big disadvantage about that
state is that you won’t spot any men in strapless clothes. But, don’t be sad.
There is a lot of illegal stuff to do over there.
- Let’s fart after 6 P.M.
on a Tuesday, only then it is illegal!
- After that we can wear
a bathing suit and just start singing. It won’t be long before the police stops
you.
- If you break tree
plates a day, there is no problem. But when you are thát fearless and break the
fourth one, you are in big trouble.
Aloha bastard!
Our
next stop to break the law, can be Hawaii.
Lot's of fun stuff to do over there!
- Let’s go there and NOT
own a boat. Bam, there is our next fine.
- And while we're there anyway, let’s stick a coin in our ear. That too is illegal over there.
What is the
biggest crime you ever committed?
" Let’s fart after 6 P.M. on a Tuesday, only then it is illegal! "
ReplyDelete" If you break tree plates a day, there is no problem. But when you are thát fearless and
break the fourth one, you are in big trouble."
omg.. wat erg dit.
wel leuk artikel!
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