You fearless bastard!

Feeling boring and like a fearless bastard? Why not be the bad girl for once? Take a trip to America and break all their stupid laws. WHY? Just because you can.

Alabama Baby!

Let’s start in Alabama, they have some weird laws over there.
- In Alabama, it is forbidden to flick a booger into the wind.
- And why not buy a fake mustache and wear it to church? When you make someone laugh this way, the police will come and get you.
- Men are not allowed to spit in front of the opposite sex. 

Frozen Fearlesness

When you are finished being a criminal in Alabama, let’s take our trip to Alaska!

- While shouting a bear is legal there, you will be in big trouble when you wake one up to take a picture. Not only will the bear probably eat you, the police will give you a big ticket!
- Luckily, when you push a moose out of a moving airplane, you won’t get fined. It is only seen as a bit offensive. 

F*ckin' Fearless Florida

When you are in that airplane already, why not fly Florida? The big disadvantage about that state is that you won’t spot any men in strapless clothes. But, don’t be sad. There is a lot of illegal stuff to do over there.

- Let’s fart after 6 P.M. on a Tuesday, only then it is illegal!

- After that we can wear a bathing suit and just start singing. It won’t be long before the police stops you.

-  If you break tree plates a day, there is no problem. But when you are thát fearless and break the fourth one, you are in big trouble.

Aloha bastard!

Our next stop to break the law, can be Hawaii. Lot's of fun stuff to do over there!

- Let’s go there and NOT own a boat. Bam, there is our next fine.

- And while we're there anyway, let’s stick a coin in our ear. That too is illegal over there.

What is the biggest crime you ever committed?