Things you should know about high school

...we've been there ladies: high school. And maybe you don't want to be remembered of school in your moment of lazyness, but we're sure you wanna read this...

The prettiest girl on school really ain't that pretty. And even if she is, she probably isn't. Get it?
80% pretends to be someone or something that they're actually not. That ''weird kid'' is probably the only one that shows his or her true self.
Is there a lot of gossip going on about you? Congratulations. You stand out from the crowd!
You're insecure about everything you shouldn't be insecure about. And yes, that's a hint!
Even though it seems to be the case now: who you're sitting next to at lunch break doesn't determin your future...and lifetime happiness.
Dating the hottest guy in school and being with him 24/7 isn't something you can put on your resumé. We repeat: this is not something you can proudly put on your resumé.
Furthermore, that guy probably ends up being a chubby cab driver...hellóóó, have you ever seen 13 going on 30?

The final words we want to keep you in mind?

They may laugh because you're different, but you may laugh because they're all the same.

The Awkward Life

Embarrassing moments? We've had plenty! How about standing skirtless on stage and finding out when you feel ''a little breeze'' on places where it shouldn't breeze. Yes, that was awkward. You wanna hear more?

Walking the dog...or is he walking me?
On my first date, with my current boyfriend, we went to his house to watch a movie. Little did I know, that his dog was going to be over excited. Before I knew it he jumped at me, got stuck into my scarf and almost dragged me to the ground. A very charming first impression.


Pedal Problems
Once I visited my aunt in a small village with a lot of water. We wanted to go shopping, but I didn't have a bike over there, so I borrowed one from my nephew. It was a cool mountain bike. My aunt warned me like three times: 'Are you really sure you can ride that bike?' I felt cool with that boys-bike and I was convinced that nothing could go wrong. Unfortunately I wasn't right, about 2 minutes from my aunt’s house, I fell with the bike in the first ditch we saw. There was even a snail in my hair when I came out...oooops!

One smaller head, please!

I once went with my dad to Istanbul. We went shopping and I saw this great sweater. The salesman told me: ‘Yeah, it will look beautiful, put it on!’ So I TRIED! I began with a small, the size I normally wear, that didn’t fit around my head. So I went for a medium, but again, it didn’t fit. Both my dad and the salesman pulled and screamed, trying to get the sweater over my head. Unfortunately, my head didn’t agree.  I ended up buying a jersey with a zipper…

Confession time! What's your most awkward moment?

You fearless bastard!

Feeling boring and like a fearless bastard? Why not be the bad girl for once? Take a trip to America and break all their stupid laws. WHY? Just because you can.

Alabama Baby!

Let’s start in Alabama, they have some weird laws over there.
- In Alabama, it is forbidden to flick a booger into the wind.
- And why not buy a fake mustache and wear it to church? When you make someone laugh this way, the police will come and get you.
- Men are not allowed to spit in front of the opposite sex. 

Frozen Fearlesness

When you are finished being a criminal in Alabama, let’s take our trip to Alaska!

- While shouting a bear is legal there, you will be in big trouble when you wake one up to take a picture. Not only will the bear probably eat you, the police will give you a big ticket!
- Luckily, when you push a moose out of a moving airplane, you won’t get fined. It is only seen as a bit offensive. 

F*ckin' Fearless Florida

When you are in that airplane already, why not fly Florida? The big disadvantage about that state is that you won’t spot any men in strapless clothes. But, don’t be sad. There is a lot of illegal stuff to do over there.

- Let’s fart after 6 P.M. on a Tuesday, only then it is illegal!

- After that we can wear a bathing suit and just start singing. It won’t be long before the police stops you.

-  If you break tree plates a day, there is no problem. But when you are thát fearless and break the fourth one, you are in big trouble.

Aloha bastard!

Our next stop to break the law, can be Hawaii. Lot's of fun stuff to do over there!

- Let’s go there and NOT own a boat. Bam, there is our next fine.

- And while we're there anyway, let’s stick a coin in our ear. That too is illegal over there.

What is the biggest crime you ever committed?

Geeks rule the World

Have you ever felt unhappy, because someone was bringing you down? No?! Well, leave this blog immediately you LOSER! No wait! Now you can join the conversation...

One of my favourite songs about bullying is not the famous ''Born this way'' by Lady Gaga, but ''Mean'' by Taylor Swift: ''you can take me down with just one single blow. But you don't know what you don't know. Someday I'll be living in a big old city and all you're ever gonna be is mean. Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me and all you're ever gonna be is mean''.

But have you ever noticed that all the people, that are now succesful, have ever been bullied? Our favourite vampire Robert Pattinson, the first black president of the U.S. Barack Obama, one of the best rappers ever Eminem, one of the best singers Christina Aguilera, the beautiful Mila Kunis, the biggest popstar of our time Lady Gaga, the princess of pop Madonna....how much time you've got?

Face it bullies: all you ever gonna be is mean!

Just Like The Movies

Don't you ever wish that your life was more like the movies? That there is no doubt that your life is going to have a happily ever after end. That whatever happens to you, you will always look fly and end up in the arms of a hottie. Well, your life cóuld be a movie! If only you've got the guts...

• Start singing and dancing in the middle of the lunch room. Just because you are frustrated by your dry tuna sanwich.
• Get in a taxi and yell: ''FOLLOW THAT CAR!''. Maybe it's best to follow the car of someone you know, before getting into trouble with a random stranger ;-)
• Let someone call you away during a test. As a superhero, helpless people in the city are more important than a test, right?
• Run, climb, fight, walk, roll, dance...whatever you can come up with in sky high heels. If Angelina Jolie can do it, why can't you?
• Kiss a very hot, random stranger to hide your face from the (imaginary) villains who are chasing you.
• Pick the soundtrack of your life and make this your alarm clock. This way, each day will start with your own personal movie theme.

Do you've got the guts to make your life more movie worthy?

5 things you should absolutely do...today!

We are all familiar with bucket lists, which mostly give you at least five things to do before you die. But why live in the future when there's already so much fun to do today? Here are some tips that make your life awesome already!

• Paint each nail a different color; it's the optimal use of your nail polish stash. Don't forget the glitter!
• Watch a movie that was your favourite when you were a kid. Wanna bet that Bambi still gives you an instant smile?
• Cook for your family an entire new recipe. What's best about cooking yourself? You get to pick! And if you don't leave everything to burn, your family will be very happy too!
• Find the karaoke version of your favourite number and sing! We wish you good luck with those high notes.
• Go shopping with your best friends and divide yourselfs in at least two groups. You'll each spend 5 dollars/euros/pounds to find the perfect gift for each other. The group with the best gift...wins!

Enjoy your day!